unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via acharmingdevil)

phoenix1983:

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding


says a bridesmaid to the waiter,"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore."

phoenix1983:

oatmeal47:

what a beautiful wedding

says a bridesmaid to the waiter,
"And, yes, but what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a whore."

(Source: jajaneenee)